“There’s just something really nice about drinking out of glasses. It’s classy!” — Overheard on the University TTC line
Teenage girl #1: I was drunk the first time we made out.
Teenage girl #2: Like made out in general?
Teenage girl #1: Yeah, in general.
- Overheard at Yonge & Bloor
“Does anyone have a gun? I will give some asshole a thousand dollars for a gun so I can shoot myself.” — Overheard on the Queen streetcar (at 3:30am)
Girl: I am one of those girls who has lots of pillows on her bed.
Boy: One of those girls?
Girl: Yeah and when boys come over I am like ‘Get in the bed’ and they’re like ‘Where?’
- Overheard at Nirvana
Girl: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Guy: I’m gay.
Girl: I’m sorry. It’s been a long time since I met one of you.
- Overheard at Shaw and Bloor
“NO. Jason was the only one to get with Samantha. He got a blow job from her. He said it was the best one he ever had because she had just had her tonsils out.” — Overheard at St. Clair and Spadina
Girl #1: What do you want to do?
Girl #2: I wanna wake up and feel sober
- Overheard at Nirvana
Guy #1: I don’t have to get up till 3.
Guy #2: Good, I can totally piss on your face.
- Overheard on College St
Mother to 4-year-old child: I don’t care what you say, you’re full of shit anyways.
- Overheard at Yorkdale Mall
Guy: If you’ve ever wanted to see someone shoot up heroin, you came to the right place.
- Overheard at Bloor and Landsdowne
“He made my girl part all dirty. EW!” — Overheard at Wendy’s
Guy #1: That guy is Whytte!
Guy #2: Whaaaat? That guy is totally black.
Guy #1: No, I mean that’s his name. Whytte!
- Overheard at the Toronto FC game
Girl to friend: It’s not like they wanna gang bang me….do they???
-Overheard at Ronnies in Kensington
“Why would you haunt Neverland when you could haunt a children’s ward?” — Overheard by “Too Soon?”
Guy #1: It’s pretty sad more people don’t play Russian roulette.
Guy #2: It’s Canada. It’s hard to get a gun.
- Overheard at Major St. and Harbord